Oh wow, have you heard about this incredible new invention? It's called the "remote kissing device." Yes, you read that right, a device that supposedly lets you kiss someone remotely. Because who needs actual human interaction when you can just smooch a piece of technology, right? Apparently, this device uses motion sensors and actuators to simulate the feeling of a real kiss, but let's be real here, nothing can compare to the real thing. I mean, why bother actually being with the person you want to kiss when you can just use a gadget instead? It's not like physical touch and intimacy are important parts of human connection or anything. So go ahead and get yourself one of these remote kissing devices and kiss loneliness goodbye! Just don't be surprised if you find yourself feeling even more isolated and disconnected from others than before.