Medieval Times Protesters Hold Patrons Hostage, Patrons Break the Siege with a Modern Battering Ram - aka a Car!

In a dramatic turn of events, protesters at a Medieval Times restaurant in California have taken patrons hostage by blocking parking lot exits. The patrons, desperate to leave the restaurant after the show, were met with aggressive picketing and chanting from the protesters, who were demanding better pay and working conditions for the actors.

As tensions mounted, some patrons took matters into their own hands, forcibly removing the protesters from the parking lot and freeing themselves from captivity. The incident has brought attention to the ongoing labor disputes at Medieval Times and the tactics used by protesters to push for their demands.

One can only wonder what other medieval tactics protesters will employ in their fight for justice. Perhaps a jousting match in the parking lot? Or maybe a reenactment of the Black Death to convince management to improve working conditions? Either way, this showdown has left a lasting impression on those involved and the Medieval Times brand as a whole.