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Alright folks, you're not going to believe this one! In a truly bizarre twist of fate, a proud father has welcomed his second child - a bouncing baby boy - from his mannequin wife! Yup, you heard that right. This guy is so desperate for love that he's turned to an inanimate object to fill the void.
Now, we're not ones to judge people's relationships (okay, maybe we are a little), but you've got to admit, this one takes the cake. We can only imagine the looks on the doctors' faces when they realized they were dealing with a plastic baby mama.
Details on how the birth went down are scarce, but we're guessing it involved a lot of WD-40 and maybe some superglue. Hey, whatever works, right?
As the story continues to unfold, we can't help but wonder what's next for this lovestruck man and his inanimate lover. Will they be registering for baby showers at the local department store? Will the kid have a birthday party at the local Chuck E. Cheese's? The possibilities are truly endless.
All jokes aside, we hope this father and his mannequin wife are able to enjoy their newfound parenthood - even if it is a little plastic fantastic.