In a gas station not-so-far-away, a well-meaning clerk decided to spread some cheer by offering customers a flower. But instead of gratitude, confusion reigned supreme. Macho men panicked, thinking the simple bloom was a secret sign of romance, desperately defending their heterosexuality. It was a petal-powered prank that had everyone scratching their heads and questioning their assumptions. Lesson learned: a flower can turn a gas station into a blooming battleground of misunderstood intentions.