Proof of the shadowy cult known only as the Illuminati might have finally been discovered – and it involves major Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie.
A spooky new theory is accompanied by a resurfaced video of the star when she was just 23 years old, in which Angelina discusses being “tied down” and tattooed, but insists it’s nothing to do with S&M.
“A lot of people misunderstand it, maybe with S&M, and they think it’s superficial. Then I have to explain to people where it’s more like you’re tied down because you need to, like, have something hold you down to keep you still.”
The actress then added: “Or like, you’ll go absolutely mad.”
Angelina then said: “You’ll be able to heal when you’re beaten, so it comes from that real, real place of, like… you know, as opposed to being accessories or something.
“It’s like tattoos, with me, afterwards there was that time where I was like, ‘Oh, I have tattoos’ and after a while, you’re like, you can explain them and they can mean things. It comes from that real place.”
One of Angelina’s friends then comments: “I don’t know, I only saw the film she brought over that night. People who are, like, darker, like that kind of… you know.
“It’s a great thing to be able to see everybody’s sexuality, but it’s so weird when you just… I have like, the most amazing, compromising pictures of people.”